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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thatmgslikerguy

Hey guys I just bought this cool cylinder from some guy in the flea market parking lot, not sure how it works but when you take the lid off it makes your camera all grainy, super cool!

shemetalonmygeartilitsrising

Hey guys, I have an update, and there's a few lies going around in the notes so I figured I'd clear those up while I was here:

First of all, no, I did not "confirm it was was fake" on Twitter, I originally posted this video to a private but fairly big discord, someone there took it and put in on Twitter and later told everyone it was a joke because they were getting quite tweeted too much. That person is not me, I don't even have a Twitter

Second. Apparently this is something called cesium, it's super radioactive and that's why the container is so heavy and thick. I ended up having a really bad burn on my hand after I messed with it for a few more days, they ended up having to take some of the muscle off of it and a ways up my wrist to try and save my arm, this is what it looks like when I unwrap the bandages (I'm not going to show the hand because it looks WAY worse🤢 and I don't want to make yall puke)

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Anyway, be careful what you buy from strange guys at flea markets! They might just be trying to kill you!

r4cs0

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coyotegirl-writer-s-block

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guy discovered demons are real and then the demons took him. damn.


Kids, don't play with this kind of shit.

gunsandfireandshit

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grandgobbobarb
cvt-n-sl4sh

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girl what 😭

anticensorshipsideblog

how old must we be before we are allowed to think about sex, i can never remember, they keep moving the goal posts.

craycraybluejay

We're never allowed to think ab sex sorry. Teen years are hormonal but being horny before 18 is a sin. When you're horny and 18-25 its cringe. When you're horny 25-35 "you should get a partner and stop being openly horny." When you're horny 35-45 that's weird because you're "kinda old." When you're horny 45-55 you're a creep. And when you're horny 55+ you're an old person who can't and shouldn't be horny. This is how they think. Sex bad, basically. Thinking about sex is bad. Wanting sex is bad. Anything even mildly related to sex or sexuality is bad.

wildgreywhistler
revolutionarygays:
“ laalonde:
“ neutralevil:
“ your-uncle-dave:
“ gpsp-kai:
“ love2blog:
“ fe14charlotte:
“ The male feminist look
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his body has suffered for equality
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This is actually exactly what I wear every single day except for the shoes are...
fe14charlotte

The male feminist look

love2blog

his body has suffered for equality

gpsp-kai

This is actually exactly what I wear every single day except for the shoes are different, I hold the period blood holders too

your-uncle-dave

Pretty impressive beard for a guy with zero testosterone.

neutralevil

Just bc he doesn’t use his genitals doesn’t mean he doesn’t have testosterone… Don’t worry, one day he’ll be cleansed of all that toxic masculinity if only he Checks His Privilege at appropriate intervals.

laalonde

Why are anti SJWs shitting on this picture of andrew hussie do any of you know who this man is

revolutionarygays

this is the funniest post ive ever seen in my life